stan-denbrough:

I really have to be grateful that Andy decided to make all the Losers himbos because they’re all so boring and ugly in the book! Like Bill is a bald bitch? They get James McAvoy, the only heightcel to ever get laid, who I literally want to choke me to death. Mike is frail and tired and short? They get Isaiah Mustafa, the guy who got famous from being the Old Spice hunk, the only man who’d never disappoint you. Eddie is mousy and neurotic? They get irreverent bad boy James Ransone to resurrect all my repressed daddy issues. Richie is annoying and canonically ugly? They get Bill Hader, who’s actually kind of funny and charming, who looks like a dad who’d fuck your mouth while you’re both waiting to pick up your kids from church camp. Ben is straight? Well they don’t fix that, oh well. And Stan has an ugly mustache and a fire pussy and a little dick? They get Andy Bean to flash his bootyass at the camera and send our wigs to Saturn.