teaboot:

teaboot:

How is it possible that conspiracy theorists never seem to give a shit about real conspiracies.

“There is no virus, the government uses vaccines for mind control, the moon landing was faked, China invented climate change!”

Like.

Yeah, you live in a fascist police state and your president is a treasonous neo-nazi sex criminal allied with a hostile foreign power, but you’ve really got them running scared now that you’re questioning grainy 60 year old footage of a super spicy field trip and killing your kids with polio

Don’t think you’re getting out of this one, Canada, you’re doing some shady ass shit too